Been to a Brick & Mortar (land based) casino recently? Which one?

[CGDL]

Wondering how many peeps here that have been to a good ole' land based casino lately. I know the filthy rich Norwegians with their oil fund bankrolls couldn't travel much outside borders during pandemic to gamble so that probably increased revenue for the online ones. 

Then there's the rest of the world where you can literally go from stream, to Casino Malta (kek). 

Which casino did you go to last? My last visit was Dragonara in Malta, but I prefer Portomaso Casino due to the interior + much more welcoming staff. Probably tipped them more than I ever lost on gambling so no wonder. Besides that, been to most casinos on the strip in Las Vegas where Bellagio's my preferred ripparoni. Louisiana also has some great casinos, but I don't go there anymore due to an incident after poker tables, parking lot and a too exciting acquaintance with the state's concealed carry law after I went all in blind pre and turned aces ripping the entire full ring table. Ah, good times.

 

[dirtystack]

Went to London casino  after night out.

Saw an empty roulette table with a woman dealer.

Threw £100 over to the dealer:

The dealer - looking  down her nose, condescending tone: This is a £10 table meh meh mehmeh meh.”

This girl does not know who she fucking with!

Me, suddenly in a mood to rain on this £10 pound roulette dealers  shift, mimicking, looking down my nose, condescending tone: “ I know it’s a £10 table meh meh mehmeh meh, 29 neighbours and number by £10”

And then, something all dealers hate! She gets her hand to the ball, just as she is about to spin, I say unto her, nay, I command her:

”Dealer!”

”Spin!”

Her whole body freezes and her face flushed red with rage!

I am so pleased with myself.

After a moment recomposing herself she spins and places my bet, she announces the bet too but she is on tilt now and she says “29 neighbour and number by £5”

Yess! Sweet, I promptly reply, looking down my nose, in a condescending tone:

”excuse me dealer but I thought this was a £10 table meh meh mehmeh meh.”

She is now traumatised for life!

Even though my bet lost; I know, the dealers knows, even the bemused inspector watching this all play out knows - I was the winner at that table.