When wilds take the piss...

asmeister said:
I think I'd much prefer those over my 0-1 wild typical DoA shitfest bonuses
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I agree, in isolation they are not bad wins. But considering the mere grind (I don't even wanna think about how many spins I've done on those slots) and considering how rare it is to get a good setup on eg. DoA/DoA II, Cazino Zeppelin/Cazino Cosmos or Lil' Devil, I can't help feeling a bit underwhelmed.

I've taken the consequence and pretty much accepted that these are not my lucky slots, at least for the time being. At the moment I'm sticking to the likes of Extra Chilli, BoD, Carnival Queen and Ankh of Anubis as my "go-to slots", as these actually produce some good hits for me on a regular basis.

 
Today's harvest... At least Cosmos is beginning to vary the missing reel a bit, so it doesn't get too repetitive - usually it's reel 4 not hitting... 😉

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What if ?  So Close !!   etc etc  , it keeps you playing coz you think the next time it's gonna hit , CT is good at that ploy when they offer a massive multi on a feature and it continually lands next door to it , your caught hook , line , and sinker  !!    🙂

 
@StallCation omg Cosmos, i l8ve the game but fucking hell the bonus annoying as fk!

Last time I got a big win on 0,10€ was 2years ago where I was afk, came back to find a 300€ profit..but since then I think I had 700 bonuses with teasing...I actally had 1 full line that I actually saw but it's really rare it seems.

 
Maybe it isn't quite fair to post these Testament wins in this particular thread, as they are very decent almost-back-to-back bonuses (355x and 313x respectively). However, when you land 3 or 4 wilds in this bonus, you know you are so damn close to greatness. Anyway, hadn't played this slot for a while, and it was actually a pleasant ...eh... "reunion". 

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The latest collection of Cazino Cosmos doing its thing - missing one reel that is. Lil' Devil wanted in on the action too. Oh well, business as usual with these slots. 

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Well, well... if that wasn't tilting. Got this wild setup after 3rd spin, and it hit nothing but the 9's on the last go. So hard to get a decent bonus on this one, too hard really...

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Yesterday it was time for the 3 year anniversary Cazino Cosmos grind (sigh...). Put 500 DKK in and started spinning. Got a couple of the traditional "missing the wild on one reel" bonuses - and cashed out 850 DKK in the end. Not too bad, but damn... Just give me that wildline already. These were the highlights: 

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Time for a break from this slot I guess... Had worked up a nice 2100 DKK balance on LeoVegas, and decided to buy a couple of features on Beast Mode.

Nothing even half decent showed up in 20 buys, and as a final insult it gave me this troll screen. Disgusting stuff...

Ended up tilting and blew it all in a desperate - and stupid - attempt to recover the balance.

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All I can say is that slot designers know what they are doing. Creating the appearance of being close when you're really not close at all is one their greatest inventions. 

I've heard that DOA1/2 uses actual reel striping. Not sure if that makes each individual spin in the bonus independent (i.e. reels could truly land anywhere) or if the final result is predetermined from the beginning based on theoretical probabilities. It might seem unlikely to get 4/5 wilds and keep missing the last one, but it's pretty easy if the frequent of a wild is only 1/10 or 1/15.     

 
Well, well... Back on Cazino Cosmos for a couple of spins, and it gave me this feature. On the surface a decent 146x win, but this was the setup:

Starting wild on 1st, wilds on 2nd, 3rd and 4th on the first spin...

So 9 spins to get a wild on 5th reel, which is normally by far the easiest reel to land the wilds on this slot. Not this time though...   

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Uh-oh, Play 'n Go...

Got an ideal setup on this re-skin of 15 Crystal Roses (one of the numerous The Sword & The Grail-type-of-slots): 100x wild unlocked with 9 spins remaining.

But whaddayaknow, it connected 3oak non-premiums twice in those 9 spins. Can't say I'm surprised, but still underwhelming with practically best possible setup.  

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I guess this has to be filed under WWTTP, since the expanding wild on 4th reel was diving, almost waving as it passed through...  

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This is extremely rare to get, the 4 scatter feature on Ramses' Revenge, and it unfortunately scammed... It's a 116x win, but not one single scatter landing to up the multiplier/number of spins, so not quite happy with this one tbh...

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As many slot players before me have pointed out, Fire Portals can be a harsh mistress; it really likes to build up hope just to deadspin you out.

And as those portals do act as wilds, I thought it would be appropriate to post it here, as they certainly took the piss yesterday.

I wasted around 2000 DKK (approx. 265 EUR) on this slot, thinking it would be possible to hit something good...

Well, I stand corrected, and Fire Portals hit my ban list with this 24 spin feature: https://vkptrg.yjmelqvefm.net/Kl92g7hNJ7

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